Playtex: A clean beaver always finds more wood

Playtex has a new print ad that caught our attention. It's also safe to say that's the first time any man has written that sentence without immediately bursting into laughter. The ad which appeared in the March 2013 edition of Glamour magazine, promoted Playtex's "Fresh + Sexy" wipes which … keep your beaver clean, for lack of a better description.

The ad mentions that their new product will "get you ready for whatever comes next." My, how promiscuous. 

So there you have it, ladies. If you're hoping to find more wood, listen to this beaver's advice…I guess.


RonnieD312 on Twitter brought to our attention that Playtex also has several ads geared towards men, which you can see below. So much innuendo, so little time.

(H/T CaityKauffman)

David Rogers

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