Chaise

Value City Furniture makes us hate the word “Chaise”

“Chaise” probably isn’t a word you use on a daily basis. In regards to chaise lounges, you probably opt for words such as couch, chair or thing where people only occasionally sit because they’re usually pretty uncomfortable and placed in rooms where no one sits. Courtesy of Value City Furniture, here’s another reason why you […]

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This Wheat Thins commercial does not fly

I get that trying to pitch Wheat Thins cannot be the easiest job. I mean, come on. They’re crackers that don’t really go with anything. That being said – why make a commercial that makes no sense about crackers that make no sense?

NewKids

Awful Classics: Call up the New Kids on the Block

Nothing quite says the ’90s like New Kids on the Block and phone numbers which start with 1-900. This incredibly awful trip down nostalgia lane combines those two ideas as the New Kids urge you to call their 1-900 number in order to join their fan club.

Bills

NFL players want to be in charge of your lady business

The 1992 Washington Redskins and Buffalo Bills would like to talk to you about abortion. So they are going to use dumb football analogies to do so. Joe Gibbs opens this video talking nonsense about some controversial call that was reversed, so good for the Buffalo Bills, which “gave them a second life.” Gibbs then […]

Gambling

Anti-gambling ad backfires due to Germany-Brazil blowout

If you’re going to make an anti-gambling ad, you probably shouldn’t make betting on sports look attractive. Unfortunately, this anti-gambling ad looks pretty silly following Germany’s domination of Brazil. The ad above shows two children talking with the one stating his dad bet all of his savings on Germany. Great bet Dad!  

Pawnography

Commercial for Pawnography is probably as dumb as the show

Remember when the History Channel actually had programming about history? Your answer will vary depending on your age, but the channel has all but abandoned programming with any sort of educational value for quite some time. The closest thing to historic discussions may be on Pawn Stars when they’re analyzing (Hold on, I’ve got a […]

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Know Your Demo: Doritos Loaded from 7-11 edition

Quick – Come up with an ad for a new Doritos item which is filled with warm, melted cheese and is primarily sold at 7-11. If you took a stab at the target demo for this new product, you’d probably come up with something like this:

BirdsBundles

Progressive’s “The Birds and the Bundles” is so dumb

Progressive has deemed it necessary to explain to you how you can connect and bundle your auto and home insurance. Evidently the best way to do that it through something called “The Birds and the Bundles” which gives some strange sexual innuendo between a car and a garage.

KitKat

Kit Kat’s commercial with an air horn is irritating

Kit Kat has deployed plenty of annoying songs and noises in their commercials. Most fall into the tune of their “Give Me a Break” tune, but that’s not enough to save them from producing plenty of headaches. Here’s one of their latest where someone thought it’d be a good idea to blare an air horn […]

HelloFlo

Hello Flo is back with another ad about that time of the month

You might remember this ad from Hello Flo which featured a young girl at summer camp dishing out advice about that time of the month. It was a huge hit and to date has racked up almost eight million views on YouTube. Hello Flo is back and this time they’re tackling a different problem. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEcZmT0fiNM […]

FIATGif

FIAT is trying way too hard to appeal to the Internet

FIAT is the parent who discovers memes and GIFs on the Internet years after they were popular. Said parent then shows you these clips, repeatedly, with the hopes of trying to fit in. The only difference here is that the people behind these FIAT ads are actually getting paid to produce this crap.

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