This Red Bull Vampire commercial is ….

Maybe because it's Halloween Red Bull thought they could get away with this nonsense, but not since the Herbal Essences orgasm in the airplane bathroom have I seen a commercial so pointless. And that's saying something. Exactly how is this promoting Red Bull? "Red Bull gives you wings but I didn't drink it, so it's irrelevant, please allow me to suck blood our of your neck." Yep, makes sense to me!

Reva Friedel

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