Do you find it silly when a commercial for beer or some form of alcohol comes on and it shows a wild night and unbelievable situations only to end with a “Please Drink Responsibly” disclaimer? Itâ€™s as if youâ€™re supposed to ignore the crazy, loud scene you just watched and tone it down a notch.
It turns out the brilliant minds at South Park had a similar idea. Presenting the quintessential alcohol ad.
Itâ€™s frightening how accurate this is. Loud noises, intense sexual imagery and commands to pound those drinks! That pretty much describes 99% of the alcohol ads youâ€™ve ever seen. There are a few companies who have decided to slow things down and try to make things a bit more sophisticated, but the majority of ads are basically a less satirical version of what you see above.
Friends! Fun! Drink! Hot Girls! Youâ€™re Hot! Drink More!
Bonus points for the lines regarding the fashion in alcohol spots. Seriously, why is everyone always in a suit? If youâ€™ve ever walked into a real life bar in a suit, youâ€™d probably be the most overdressed in the building.
Letâ€™s give credit to South Park too. Itâ€™s crazy that they are on Season 18 (!) and still churning out relative, hilarious content which mocks every industry and group under the sun.